(Source: juicylouture, via niggitz)
The names sam, I'm 17 & Taken 03.23.12. I lax. I play volleyball. I'm crazy. I'm 5'3". Light green eyes. dark brown wavy hair. I'm puerto rican. Music is my sanity. I like to have a good time with people who aren't afraid to get wild. I can be nice but one wrong word and you're fucked. I love to laugh. I hate to cry. & thats about it.
"Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation"
Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via andrewbreitel)
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I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE HIM THE FIRST 9 TIMES I WATCHED.
(via damnthatswhatshesaid)
Expectations:
Reality:
so accurate.
(Source: californialuv84, via damnthatswhatshesaid)
this is so cool
barbie and ken !
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fuck the police if you know what i mean
i can’t
oh no
i’m done
sorry
I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF
BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE
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